My suggestions for Liberal cabinet positions

After the Liberal’s recent disclosure that B.C. Minister of Public Safety and Solicitor-General John Van Donegan had his license suspended due to his propensity for speeding I submit the following for consideration:
Minister of Education: Paris Hilton
Minister of Children and Family Development: John Wayne Gacy, Jr.
Minister of Healthy Living and Sport: Louie Anderson
Minister Responsible for Multiculturalism: David Duke
Minister of Finance: Bernard Madoff
Minister of Labour and Citizens’ Services: Any Hastings + Main deadbeat