The Worried Gorilla

So what makes animals so blissful and happy? Could it be the fact that they’re unaware of their own impending death? That’s one of the things that separates animals from humans and may be the root cause of our problems as we make our way through life to our inevitable end. The Onion News had […]

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My Free Boat

So you’re having a fight with your husband and looking for the best way to get back at him for being such a…such a…GUY! What to do? It’s obvious. Give away his boat on Craigslist. Someone posted an ad in the Free category of Craigslist offering a ’21 foot bayliner with 115 h.p. motor’ for […]

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Dazed and confused

It’s not enough that we Canadians are polite and courteous but we’re also quite aware of countries and people outside our own borders. So it’s exceedingly painful when we witness NBC News goofballs Meredith Vieira and Matt Lauer bring new meaning to the words ‘confused and uninformed’ as they offer this fascinating discourse while toasting […]

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