Why the Internet was invented

The following video supports my theory that the Internet was invented to allow pre-teen boys the opportunity to crush smarties and distrubute video of themselves ‘smoking’ the candy dust. It’s a fascinating world out there isn’t it?

Why they lost the war

This probably explains how Germany managed to lose the war. Somehow they don’t look quite as imposing in mildly effeminate shorts, very silly socks and loudly coloured shirts while mincing about like complete idiots.