The Worried Gorilla

So what makes animals so blissful and happy? Could it be the fact that they’re unaware of their own impending death? That’s one of the things that separates animals from humans and may be the root cause of our problems as we make our way through life to our inevitable end. The Onion News had […]

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My Free Boat

So you’re having a fight with your husband and looking for the best way to get back at him for being such a…such a…GUY! What to do? It’s obvious. Give away his boat on Craigslist. Someone posted an ad in the Free category of Craigslist offering a ’21 foot bayliner with 115 h.p. motor’ for […]

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The Guitar Of My Dreams

If you’re a guitar player (like me) you’re very aware of the Fender Stratocaster, Leo Fender’s iconic guitar introduced in 1954 and since utilized and endorsed by top players around the world. The Stratocaster, Telecaster, Les Paul, SG and Flying V are the most recognizable guitars and coveted by amateur and professional musicians alike. Forget […]

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