Editorial Changes

Business, Entertainment, Of Interest, People
It appears that the editorial page of The Province is no longer sporting the cartoons of either Bob Krieger or Dan Murphy. I won't miss Krieger's lame attempts at humour but most of Murphy's cartoons and writings made me laugh out loud. It's unfortunate that The Province Editors have decided that both must go but I suppose it's a sign of the times as newspapers continue to position themselves with the online news world. Most of Kreiger's simplistic cartoons were biased and pathetic attempts at social and political satire which, in my opinion, rarely worked. I did, however look forward to and read Dan Murphy's cartoons and outrageous musings with plenty of guffaws and head nodding. His material was usually spot-on and lambasted politicians, do-gooders and local celebrity wannabe's without…
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Another Killer Set Free

Assholes, Of Interest, People, Rants, The Law
Darnell Pratt will be released from prison in June after serving less than five years of a nine year sentence for killing Grant De Patie. Mr. Pratt was caught stealing gas in a stolen Chrysler LeBaron and Grant, an employee at the Esso station, attempted to stop his car from leaving the lot. Grant was run down by Pratt and dragged to his death beneath the stolen vehicle. According to a friend of Pratt's to whom he confided after the murder, he was fully aware there was a body under the car as he sped away and heard Grant's screams as he was being dragged to his death. De Patie's body, naked except for tattered clothes around his ankles, was found 7.5 kilometres from the Esso station at the end…
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Apple’s Lost Phone

Internet, Of Interest, Technology
The story is that an Apple engineer named Gary Powell left his iPhone 4.0 prototype in the Gourmet Haus Staudt in Redwood City, California. It was 'found' and delivered (sold) to tech web site Gizmodo.com and they did the only thing nerds know how to do...they took it apart, took pictures and posted everything on their web site. Apple executives must have shit their collective pants after Steve Jobs began work on the iGuillotine for the Apple campus complete with an iBucket for the heads of those responsible. Apple is famous for their marketing secrecy and they create and culture the hype associated with their new product launches. And then there's the competition. There is probably a small factory in China building and selling the new iPhone just days after…
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The Black Three Dollar Bill

Entertainment, Of Interest, People
Kitty Kelley, colonoscopist to the stars, has released 'Oprah', her latest unauthorized celebrity biography about the leader of daytime talk shows, Oprah Winfrey. And boy, has this woman dug up the dirt on this overrated and omnipotent media queen. Read on. You may detect that I'm not a fan of Oprah or her zombie-like, middle-class female followers and Ms. Kelley's book supports some of my theories. My favourite (and the one I mention to my wife on a weekly basis) is that Oprah Winfrey is gay, her 'friend' Gayle King being significantly more than a 'friend' and her live-in partner/hanger-on/douche Stedman Graham being nothing more than a well paid beard. Shocking! So what does Ms. Kelley's book, for which she culled close to 3,000 transcripts of Winfrey's past interviews and…
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