My suggestions for Liberal cabinet positions
After the Liberal's recent disclosure that B.C. Minister of Public Safety and Solicitor-General John Van Donegan had his license suspended due to his propensity for speeding I submit the following for consideration: Minister of Education: Paris Hilton Minister of Children and Family Development: John Wayne Gacy, Jr. Minister of Healthy Living and Sport: Louie Anderson Minister Responsible for Multiculturalism: David Duke Minister of Finance: Bernard Madoff Minister of Labour and Citizens' Services: Any Hastings + Main deadbeat