People on cell phones are annoying. Especially when they stand right beside you, well within your personal space, chatting blithely about all that is important in their lives. And you have to listen to it. All of it. Until now.
So how to shut them up without backhanding the offender and screaming something like “Back off and shut the hell up!”. May I suggest the tactic outlined in the video below? It’s easy, it’s funny and it gets the point across without ending up in jail. But if you did, at least you wouldn’t have someone standing in your cell and talking on a cellphone.