Pet donations

Janet Schwartz (The Crazy Deer Woman) is now soliciting for funds to build a backyard fence for Bimbo the deer. This woman lives in a home without electricity so I’m curious why she wouldn’t want a toaster, microwave oven or a 58″ flatscreen TV rather than a backyard fence for her adoptive poop machine. Call me callous but this story is beyond weird and I seriously question the sanity of anyone that sends this woman money for her deer fence. So…I’d like to ask these same people to send me some money so I can buy my very own Bioengineered Genpet. Oh…and I may need some extra money to build a Genpet fence too.